volpesvolpi:

septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

#THERE’S A VIDEO AT THE LINK

volpesvolpi:

septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

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pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

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thegenuflector:

Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are a pretty great couple.

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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

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greetings:

when u tell a joke and no one else laughs but u

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thebatglare:

shit they’re finding our weak spots

thebatglare:

shit they’re finding our weak spots

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awwww-cute:

You’re not leaving me behind, right?

awwww-cute:

You’re not leaving me behind, right?

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kanyewesticle:

MY GRANDMA ASKED FOR A BLOWJOB AT THE SALON INSTEAD OF A BLOWDRY

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frederickschilton:

E X T E R M I N A T E

frederickschilton:

E X T E R M I N A T E

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ladyluna13:

alive-tolive:

:( omg lmao

Lmaooo

ladyluna13:

alive-tolive:

:( omg lmao

Lmaooo

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